*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
Damn, save some for the rest of us
This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music
unstoppable force vs immovable object
starcrossed lovers
a challenger approaches:
these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings
gas station dude: raw physical power
classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect
scooter man: unstoppable libido
gas station dude: id
classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: super-ego
scooter man: ego
these are the only 3 human emotions
(Source: memewhore)
wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket
This is such a mood
(Source: theblackharrystyles)
The worst tourist trap in every state
Trueeee…. ion even like going on Bourbon
I do. I can’t lie lol.
i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it
Wow she really needs to shave her legs
im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism
I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.
i literally said what it was
this post is such a fucking mess
Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm
i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening
“
I split myself in two,
hoping to be myself
and also be with you.
but the wounds bled dry
and now there’s nothing left
for neither you nor I.
alek wek at balenciaga fall 2017
the trifecta
(Source: milhorse)